Introduction
Just keep on going to Sunday School
The Five Cents a Mile Rule
Abscence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
How to ask for a Raise
Bail it out!
Measure Twice, Cut once
If you don't get it done today
Don't Burn your Bridges
Don't force it, Get a bigger hammer!
Don't Over Correct
Do SOMETHING even if it's wrong
Don't put all your eggs in one basket
Everybody Drives a Used Car
Fantastic! Now what?
If you can't do it right the first time...
Dad's Hammering Technique
If it's broken, Fix it.
The Lazy Man's Load
You have to make money off your friends
You can catch more flies with honey
Never Point a gun at someone unless you plan to shoot them
You can run out of gas... but you can NOT run out of oil
Practice to be better
You can make time to play
If you want juicy tomatoes
Try everything on your plate
You have to be willing to walk off the lot
When I was a child
Work comes before Play
You can do almost anything if you try